This book has been an ongoing work-in-progress for 8 years.  It is my pride and joy, my baby, my passion and my life's work.  I have had a lot of help and inspiration over the years.  My cousin, confident and best friend FO LIFE, Laura...thank you for your wisdom and light which leads me to clarity and success. I would also like to thank all the guy's live dated that gave me the insight into the world of the male specimen which fueled many a chapter in this book.  I would like to thank those friends of mine in whom pushed me to keep writing, no matter how hungover I was or how bad of a writer's block I had. Obviously, to Chelsea Handler, my idol.  And last, but least, more notably spoken for last because I'm not completely convinced that they aren't severely embarrassed that I am their child...my parents.  They are the best and their amazingness speaks for itself...obviously they birthed this. This = me.  Ok here is a look at the internal structure of my book and you can find excerps on the home page. I'm looking for a publisher now, so having this glorious paperback or hard cover in your hands is still a ways off.  Please support me by writing me on my guest page.  Thank you all!

                   Taking the Journey: The Sexy Vixen Awakening Process

Precursors

S+V+C= Sexy Vixen Clan  (p.5)

Mission Statement/Speech  (p.6)

The Vixen’s Uncovered: The True History  (p.7)

Who Should Be Reading This Manuel?  (p.9) 

Fundamentals of a Sexy Vixen  (p.11)

Sexy Vixen Male Requirements  (p.14)

Realization Period

When You’ve Hooked a Fish and Want to Know if it’s Worth Gutting  (p.15)

Oops, I Didn’t Realize That When I Gutted the Damn Fish That it Was Born and Raised in the Willamette (guest chapter by Laura E. Rossi) 

Problem Solving 101 (p.20)

The Truth Behind Dumpage (p.23)

Enlightenment Period

Lust Vs. Love

The Red Flag Factory

Hmmm…Boyfriend or Not?

Empowerment Period

The 5 Protocols

He Shall: Rules of Engagement

It’s Your Universe, So Be in the Middle of It

What You Are That Everyone Else Is Not

Strategies of Defense

Psyops

How to Pass the Blame

How to Squash an Unsolicited Pest: A Guide to a Hizzie’s Demise

Event Protocols

Travel Itinerary

Halloween

NYE

Letters and Briefs

They Don’t Get to

Universal Break Up Latter

“Dear, So-I-Guess-You-Screwed-My-Boyfriend” Letter

“Dear, Mr.-Too-Hot-To-Trot” Letter

Poems and Songs

Boys Have Problems and Girls Have Issues

Ode to My Increasing Net Worth

Skanky Whore

Un-Cut and Off the Record

Top 10 Surefire Ways to Meet the Disapproval of Us, the Sexy Vixens

You Shall: Calling All Parents

Old School Code of Ethics

Extras

SVC Application Form

Vixen Dairy Entries

Vixen Sass Decoder

and Lasting Words From Your SVC Pres